02/05/09

Over rated

by topgeezer

As a world traveler and frequent and loyal customer of the famous chain of Hoot's I was very disappointed to see that of the 20 girls there only one was good looking and "fit the look" of a Hoot's girl.

Back in the day the song was 99 beautiful girls and one ugly....its the other way there.

That's ok, they make up for it by being rude and not so friendly. I feel sorry for our military guys, they only kiss up to the military looking guys to get bigger tips. Just think after 12 months in a combat zone she might look good now but wait until you've been back a couple months......you'll be back at Mai Tai's or downtown.

Great location and wings aren't too bad, but with all of the beauty Hawaii has to offer get better looking girls that fit the Hoot's mold.

Topgeezer!

• Pros: Wings are good...made to order
• Cons: little meat and sandwiches are cold and dry

11/29/08

Wouldn't give a Hoot

by paprankster

I was "mean" hungry and wanted a burger. Almost anything would suffice. I figured it was a great time to make my very first visit to "Hoot" (this site will not let me use the real name of the restaurant)- it called it an inappropriate word!)

First satisfying visit? Wrong! The burger seemed more an afterthought than a feature. It was small, dry, overcooked on a cold bun with a slice of tomato and lettuce. The fries provided little diversion to the feature's disappointment.

A late check-back by my athletic server promted a surprised apology with the assurance that no one had ever compained before.

I filled-out a comment card detailing my concerns yet was never contacted by the owners. Rating above is really not One Star...I meant to click not a star but a black hole.

• Pros: The girls are "athletic"
• Cons: Food is poor to lackluster.

11/22/08

Another great lunch

by relaxit

Another great lunch by the water.... try to get there after the lunch cruise gets out. Thanks Kim...

• Pros: Great location, great food
• Cons: Parking